Your melodious high octave rendition

From that self-proclaimed ‘Fair and Balanced’ TV network

Having the namesake of the most cunning thief

            on our wretched planet dwelled by QAnon

I enjoy the high pitch rendition, apparently gender neutral,

            the abstract anti-matter of Hermes

Who declared in the open theatre of Parthenon:

No lies, smugness absolutely band, pomposity out of question

I have been an audience to your truth telling in the open

And reading the alternative facts in your boss’s testimony

In Dominion lawsuit

You can’t be wrong

I couldn’t stop laughing

Heartfelt thanks for giving so much pleasure

In a time when pleasure, a runaway bride,

escaped to the back hole of the blackhole

But, Tucker, goodbye!

Am I facetious?